Took a little trial-and-error...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/24/2018 at 17:52 • Filed to: This is the least impressive thing I have ever seen.

... but I can still fit in two (TWOOOO) vehicles in my garage, up against a fridge (don’t ask) and my canopy, AND have either driver’s doors so I can squeeze in!

The trick is both have to be backed in, aaaaaand that the distance between the truck and the canopy being exactly zero

*touch*

If you’re wondering if I am a big fat guy...

!!!CAPTION ERROR: MAY BE MULTI-LINE OR CONTAIN LINK!!!

Wooo! Owning small vehicles allows me to fill my garage with crap (sigh) AND still fit in actual, like, vehicles!

DISCUSSION (19)

and 100 more > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/24/2018 at 17:58

vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/24/2018 at 18:00

Two Toyotas, a honda and a mitsubishi walked into a garage....

DarkCreamyBeer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/24/2018 at 18:01

If you pulled the Lexus in front first both drivers doors would be on the inside aisle, so in theory you could have a lot more room to climb in the drivers seat.

You’d have to pull out to load passengers too. I used to have to do that at a previous house. I only drove off without my wife about once a week.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > vicali
10/24/2018 at 18:02

i think the fridge is a whirlpool, but the mower has a Honda motor.

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/24/2018 at 18:02

I have mirrors placed strategically around my garage that lets me see how close I am to other things while parking. I can (and have to) park within an inch of my wife’s motorcycle.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DarkCreamyBeer
10/24/2018 at 18:04

Back in parking or BUST

jasmits > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/24/2018 at 18:06

Kinja'd!!!

Or don’t fill your garage with crap and have space for one large vehicle and one largish vehicle( that’s significantly smaller than you think) .

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jasmits
10/24/2018 at 18:08

Swell advice, let me get right on that

[30 years later]

jasmits > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/24/2018 at 18:12

It’s a little easier when you’ve only had 5 years outside of your parents house to accumulate crap and only 1 with a garage to allow for accumulation of large crap(like that green thing on the right)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/24/2018 at 18:26

If you park the Lexus in head first you won’t need as much room to the sides since both cars have their drivers door open into the same space.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/24/2018 at 18:30

Yes, but every time I park the Lexus or leave with it, I’ll have to swivel around the right-hand wall. This way, but vehicles can pull in or out without turning.